(3 mothergrannyfuckers |flick my flaps) [20 Apr 2004|01:19pm] [ mood | quixotic ] [ music | spank my bitch up ] today whilst eating prunes to help the old bowels get moveing, I realised... that they perfectly represent my breast. im off to take a sponge bath. (soak the prunes)

(4 mothergrannyfuckers |flick my flaps) tescos drama [13 Apr 2004|08:52pm] Today I went to tescos with my grandson Billy, as we where walking down the tinned isle, I ran over my own sagging breast with the trolly as the elastic in my "SUPER GRANNY TURBO BRA" must have given way. I must remember to get another one before my ballroom dancing with Bert next friday. Its been a long time since this old rusty bike has been ridden,so hopefully I'll get me some grease and it will be like old times.

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