urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:diaryofagrandma the lost diaries... of a special grandma diaryofagrandma 2004-04-20T12:37:42Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:diaryofagrandma:656 diaryofagrandma @ 2004-04-20T13:19:00 2004-04-20T12:37:42Z 2004-04-20T12:37:42Z spank my bitch up today whilst eating prunes to help the old bowels get moveing, I realised... that they perfectly represent my breast.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.bulkfoods.com/pictures/1148.JPG" alt="title or description" /> <br /><br />im off to take a sponge bath. (soak the prunes) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:diaryofagrandma:507 tescos drama 2004-04-13T19:56:51Z 2004-04-13T19:56:51Z Today I went to tescos with my grandson Billy,<br />as we where walking down the tinned isle, I ran over my own sagging breast with the trolly as the elastic in my<br />"SUPER GRANNY TURBO BRA" must have given way.<br />I must remember to get another one before my ballroom dancing with Bert next friday.<br />Its been a long time since this old rusty bike has been ridden,so hopefully I'll get me some grease and it will be like old times.