http://diaryofagrandma.livejournal.com/ the lost diaries... - LiveJournal.com Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:37:42 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com diaryofagrandma 2820848 personal http://diaryofagrandma.livejournal.com/656.html Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:37:42 GMT http://diaryofagrandma.livejournal.com/656.html today whilst eating prunes to help the old bowels get moveing, I realised... that they perfectly represent my breast.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.bulkfoods.com/pictures/1148.JPG" alt="title or description" /> <br /><br />im off to take a sponge bath. (soak the prunes) http://diaryofagrandma.livejournal.com/656.html spank my bitch up spank my bitch up quixotic public 3 http://diaryofagrandma.livejournal.com/507.html Tue, 13 Apr 2004 19:56:51 GMT http://diaryofagrandma.livejournal.com/507.html Today I went to tescos with my grandson Billy,<br />as we where walking down the tinned isle, I ran over my own sagging breast with the trolly as the elastic in my<br />"SUPER GRANNY TURBO BRA" must have given way.<br />I must remember to get another one before my ballroom dancing with Bert next friday.<br />Its been a long time since this old rusty bike has been ridden,so hopefully I'll get me some grease and it will be like old times. http://diaryofagrandma.livejournal.com/507.html public 4